Oh really?

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that i am not now, nor have i ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and i told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hot. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then i found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does Not show me dancing around a pole. It is suppose to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on i will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith